So, my girlfriend and I spent the weekend at her uncle's cabin in the woods. I thought it would be appropriate to watch Evil Dead I or II, but unfortunately, I couldn't convince her. While the bug situation wasn't bad, I swear, the bathroom was some kind of fucking spawn location where all the spiders I managed to squash just reappeared after 30 seconds. It made me start to wonder...just what was making all these things...?

-B.Thal (Brett)